Indiana Jones and the "Fictional Titles"

Chris Jones

Chris Jones

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These titles are fictional. Just make some titles up that you think are either funny or not for the upcoming Indy 4 film.


Indiana Jones and the Very Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Making of The Script
Indiana Jones and the Long Awaited Movie
Indiana Jones and the old, but not too old of a movie
Indiana Jones and the Getting Old
 
IndyBuff

IndyBuff

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Indiana Jones and the Hunt for the Last Installment Film That All the Fans Seen To Want But the Producers Can't Seem To Make Because They're Lazy or Something Like That;)
 
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Captain Katanga

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Indiana Jones and the Social Security Checks of Doom

Indiana Jones and the Lost Bottle of Viagra

Indiana Jones and the..the..Damn I Forgot the Title Becuase I'm Almost 70 and Alzheimer's is Kicking In

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Chris Jones

Chris Jones

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Indiana Jones and the LAST, BERY LAST Crusade

Indiana Jones and the Crusade after the last

Indiana Jones and the Years of Waiting


Great ones everyone lol.
 
whipem

whipem

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Indiana Jones and the Quest for Inner Peace.

Spielberg's way of back-handing us all and shrieking with high pitched laughter and running away.
But think about all the excitement this could bring:

Yoga class starts in 15 minutes, and Indy's busy adventuring through the medicine cabinet for the Metamucil!

He made it to class in time, but...can he sit cross-legged without his brittle bones breaking in 50 places?

Indy ends up going to a shrink, but it turns out he's a Nazi spy sent to gather information for Hitler, who kept himself alive with the Ankh of Eternal Life! (Actually, it's just paranoia setting in because Indy saw the nameplate said "Wilhelm Steinhauser.")

And the grand finale:
Can Indy escape the Nursing Home of Eternal Imprisonment??? (Surprise! Indy had kids!)
 
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replican't

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Indiana Jones & The Gay Earring

Indiana Jones & The Stairlift to Heaven

Indiana Jones & The Lost Retirement Fund of The Ageing Action Star

Indiana Jones & The Stick of Walking

Indiana Jones & The Afternoon Nap

Indiana Jones & The Two Rich Men With Beards

Indiana Jones & The Lovely Cup of Ovaltine
 
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KDuncan

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whipem said:
And the grand finale:
Can Indy escape the Nursing Home of Eternal Imprisonment??? (Surprise! Indy had kids!)
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This reminds me of my mom's favorite title for the new one, "Indiana Jones and the Nursing Home of Doom."

I get tired of the age jokes, but considering how my mom actually is a nursing home Administrator, it's funny coming from her.
 
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indyfreak999

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:whip: indiana jones and the random meaningless title that goes on so long that by the time they've finished writing it all the actors will have retired and decided to go and live on the moon because even the stunt doubles couldn't do any of the fight scenes (because there arn't any;) ) and this is going nowhere and it's not funny so i think i might just stop writing now because if i don't then i'll still be writing while i'm meant to be watching the fourth movie and then i'll never know what it's called.:(
 
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indyfreak999

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IndyJohan said:
To keep it true to the first three...

Indiana Jones and The Raiders Of Last Temple
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ha ha ha :D good one but it could also be called indiana jones and the raiders of the doom cruisade(btw this computer only has 16 colours so the smilies hats are grey its really wierd )
 
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limesparks

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"Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special" :dead:
"Indiana Jones and the Gold Bond of Bengay"
"Raiders of the Lost Bifocals"
"Grayhairs of the Lost Youth"
 
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Webley

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Id like the 4th Indy movie to be called...


The Further Adventures of Indiana Jones and Short Round
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Slagar

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Indiana Jones and the Title that no one thought of

Indiana Jones and the proof the Ford is not to old to be Indiana Jones
 
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Indyfan28

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Indiana Jones and the Laxatives of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Nursing Home
Indiana Jones and the back pain
 
FordFan

FordFan

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You know, if you wanted to post stupid titles, go to your search engine and go to Ain't It Cool News. Type in titles all day long if you want to. I just never found the titles funny and I think people that post them thinking they're funny are wasting their time.
 
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